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Oct. 4th, 2008

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jovialien

See no, Hear no, Speak no

Title: See no, Hear no, Speak no
Author:jovialien
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Tosh, Gwen, Owen
Ratings: 15 for implied naughtiness
Warnings: umm no real spoilers or graphicness. Pretty tame. Slightly cracked.
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys. If I did Torchwood would never make it past the UK censors....
Summary: Some alien devices really should not be played with. And some "Do Not Disturb" signs should be obeyed.

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Sep. 16th, 2008

jennelldhalrbj

How to deal with the ghost of a Denubian Cow in Six easy stages.

Title: How to deal with the ghost of a Denubian Cow in Six easy stages.
Author: Kampffenhoff.
Rating:NC17 for Language.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Size: 19KB
Summery: This is all my daughter's fault as she is doing a Projekt at school entitled "Animals of the British Countryside."


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Sep. 11th, 2008

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jovialien

Bang Bang

Author: jovialien
Characters: Ten, Simm!Master
Spoilers: Last of the Time Lords
Ratings: 15 for implied naughtiness
Summary: The Doctor wants to eavesdrop on another momentous day for planet earth but his guest is not so keen...
Authors Notes: Inspired by a weird conversation with my lovely irener and all the CERN fun yesterday.

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Sep. 1st, 2008

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jovialien

Five things the Master ruined...

Title:  Five things the Master ruined for the Doctor (and one thing he likes even more now)
Characters
:  Ten, Simm!Master
Spoilers:  LOTL
Ratings:  Ummm say NC 17 to be sure but not THAT naughty.
Summary:  AU:  Say the Doctor really did "keep" the Master, what could he possibly find to amuse himself on board the TARDIS?  Especially of the Doctors old things....
Authors Notes:  Written based on several prompts from my lovely irener</lj> .  It's a good thing we are (mostly) evenly twisted....

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jovialien

Brokeback Dalek

Characters: Gwen, Ianto, Daleks
Ratings: 15 for implied dalek naughtiness
Spoilers: Very mild for DW Journeys End
Summary: They are just two daleks trying to make sense of this crazy world. Crack. Crackity crack crack crack.
Authors Notes: People normally say she made me do it but in this case its true. Equal blame credit for this goes to irener 

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jennelldhalrbj

The Life Cycle of the Garuldian Frog.

TITLE: The Life Cycle of the Garuldian Frog. Part Two.
AUTHOR: Kampffenhoff.
SIZE: 13.5KB
SUMMERY: Crack and how----this is very weird indeed. Apologies all round as this is undoubtedly the oddest thing ever written. It's in two parts.
RATING: 18.

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Aug. 31st, 2008

jennelldhalrbj

The Life Cycle of the Garuldian Frog.

TITLE: The Life Cycle of the Garuldian Frog. Part One.
AUTHOR: Kampffenhoff.
SIZE: 20KB
SUMMERY: Crack and how----this is very weird indeed. Apologies all round as this is undoubtedly the oddest thing ever written. It's in two parts.
RATING: 18.

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Aug. 21st, 2008

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crowson75

Blitzkrieg Bop: Pt 5 of 5

Title: Blitzkrieg Bop: Part Five of Five
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 12ish...tame but bad language
Summary: Gwen gets back onstage and guns appear....
Warnings: None really and no real spoilers, except for Season One. This is cracky and will get crackier.
Disclaimer: They're not mine but they so pretty. The song lyrics are in no way mine and are here without permission but with much respect.

Somewhere over the table
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haces222

I'm really sorry

 

Title: Torchwood Teletubbie Land
Author: haces222
Characters: Team Torchwood/Teletubbies (yeah you read right) OC's
Summary: Gwen messes up
Rating: Teen

Authors notes: All I can do is blame this on being forced to watch Teletubbies over and over again. Complete crack best to be taken with a whole salt celler instead of a pinch of salt. Beta'd by the wonderful 

crowson75 

my crackiest fic this way
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Aug. 19th, 2008

crows

crowson75

Blitzkrieg Bop: Pt 4 of 5

Title: Blitzkrieg Bop: Part Four of Five
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 12ish...tame but bad language
Summary: Ianto decides to raise the temperature
Warnings: None really and no real spoilers, except for Season One. This is cracky and will get crackier.
Disclaimer: They're not mine but they so pretty. The song lyrics are in no way mine and are here without permission but with much respect.


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